Two Prostitutes

Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car20which said: "TWO PROSTITUTES — $50.00."

A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail.

Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: "JESUS SAVES."

One of the girls asked the cop, "Why don't you stop them?!"

"Well, that's a little different," the cop smiled. "Their sign pertains to religion."

So the two ladies of the night frowned as they took their sign down and drove off.

The following day found the same cop in the area when he noticed the two ladies driving around with a large sign on their car again.

Figuring he had an easy bust, he began to catch up with them when he noticed the new sign which read:

"TWO ANGELS SEEKING PETER — $50.00."

Udurawana !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Name of the car
Udurawana : What is the name of your car ?
Friend : I forgot the name, but starts with "T".
Udurawana : Ohoo your car start by Tea, And My car start by petrol.

Udurawana with a computer
Udurawana joined new job & got a chance of working with a computer for the 1st time.
1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Udurawana : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

Brave farther
Udurawana : My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage.
Friend : He probably got a lot of applause when he got out.
Udurawana : I didn't say he got out

Mada Pamanin ganeema.....