Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Udurawana !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Name of the car
Udurawana : What is the name of your car ?
Friend : I forgot the name, but starts with "T".
Udurawana : Ohoo your car start by Tea, And My car start by petrol.

Udurawana with a computer
Udurawana joined new job & got a chance of working with a computer for the 1st time.
1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Udurawana : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

Brave farther
Udurawana : My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage.
Friend : He probably got a lot of applause when he got out.
Udurawana : I didn't say he got out

Mada Pamanin ganeema.....



Thursday, April 2, 2009

Udurawana !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Name of the car
Udurawana : What is the name of your car ?
Friend : I forgot the name, but starts with "T".
Udurawana : Ohoo your car start by Tea, And My car start by petrol.

Udurawana with a computer
Udurawana joined new job & got a chance of working with a computer for the 1st time.
1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Udurawana : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

Brave farther
Udurawana : My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage.
Friend : He probably got a lot of applause when he got out.
Udurawana : I didn't say he got out


Men vs Woman...

Why women have two hands.......


Why men have two hands???????????????


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Best Chinese jokes

4 Best Chinese jokes!!
I particularly enjoyed the 3rd one, its brilliant!
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