Who likes to marry her??

Monawada me venne?

Girl friend Remote Controller

Very Bad cat

Poosa nathnam hodata bala ganna thibba neda

Sardarji Jokes

Birth of Twins

Why the Sardarji wife who gave birth to twins is sad?
Her husband has gone out looking for the other man.

Busy

Q: How do you keep a sardarji busy?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.

Orange Juice

Q: Why did the Sardarji stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
A: Because it said 'concentrate' .

Time

Sardarji: "Excuse me sir, what time is it?"
MAN: "It's 3:15."
Sardarji: (puzzled look on his face) "You know, it's the wierdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."

Filling Application

Our sardarji was filling up an application form for a job.

He promptly filled the columns titled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS etc. Then he the column SEX. He was not sure as to what to be filled there. After much thought he wrote THRICE A WEEK.

On seeing this in his appln. form, he was told that it was wrong and what they wanted it to be filled was either MALE or FEMALE. Again our Sardar thought for a long time before coming up with the answer PREFERABLY FEMALES.

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Maara Uththare ...

Once a husband was calling to the hospital to ask abt his pregnent wife's condition...

but unfortunately the call got cross connected n was transfered to a cricket stadium...

the husband asked the present condition...
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the husband died as soon as he heard the reply...

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already 7 are out and 3 more will be out by lunch...
the first one was a duck...

Ranil & His Friends

While visiting India, Prime Minister Ranil is invited to tea with President Abdul Kalam.

He asks President Kalam what his leadership philosophy is.

He says that, it is to surround himself with intelligent people.
Ranil asks how he knows if they're intelligent.

"I do so by asking them the right questions," says President Kalam.

"Allow me to demonstrate."

Ranil watches as President Kalam phones Manmohan Singh, the Indian Prime Minister and says,

"Mr. Prime Minister, please answer this question: your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister.

Who is it?"
Manmohan immediately responds,

"It's me, Sir !"
"Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says Kalam.

He hangs up and says,

"Did you get that, Mr. Ranil?"

Ranil nods:

"Yes Mr. President.

Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!"

Ranil, upon returning to Colombo , decides he'd better put his friend, Ravi to the test.

Ranil summons him to Temple Trees and says,

"Ravi , I wonder if you can answer a question for me."
"Why, of course, Aiya. What's on your mind?"
Ranil poses the question:

"Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister.

Who is it?"
Ravi was puzzled and finally asks,

"Can I think about it and get back to you?"

Ranil agrees, and Ravi leaves.

Ravi immediately calls a meeting of the senior armed services & ministers of the cabinet, including his other friends, SB & Kirielle and they puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer.

Finally, in desperation, Ravi calls Wimal Weerawansa and explains the problem.

"Mr. Wimal Weerawansa, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"
Wimal answers immediately,

"It's me, of course."

Much relieved, Ravi rushes back to Temple Trees, finds Ranil, and exclaims,

"I know the answer, Mr. Rasnil!

I know, who it is!

It's Wimal Weerawansa !"

And Ranil replies in disgust,

"Wrong, its Manmohan Singh!"

Sexy Horek (in the exam)

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