Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Ayurweda & SL Cricket

USA Election

Highest wicket taker and the highest election looser

Sandwiches

Joseph and Mervin went into a pub and after ordering two
drinks took some sandwiches out of their pockets and started to eat them.

"You can't eat your own sandwiches in here," complained the pub-owner.

So the Joseph and Mervin exchanged their sandwiches and began to eat.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Niliya

Good News & Bad News

Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here?

Doctor: You've had an accident involving a bus.

Patient: What happened?

Doctor: Well, I've got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?

Patient: Give me the bad news first.

Doctor: Your legs were injured so badly that we had to amputate both of them.

Patient: That's terrible! What's the good news?

Doctor: There's a guy in the next ward who made a very good offer on your slippers.


Balla & Teacher

Thursday, February 5, 2009