Tuesday, August 26, 2008
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Friday, August 8, 2008
God Saw Me (English Jokes)
1.
God saw me hungry, he created pizza .
He saw me thirsty, he created pepsi .
He saw me in dark, he created light .
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.
2.
Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.
3.
TEACHER: Name four members of the cat family?
STUDENTS: Daddy cat,Mummy cat and two kittens !
4.
Police man: Stop, stop, your headlights are not working.
The Man: Move, move, even the brakes are not working.
5.
Why does history keep repeating it self?
Because we weren't listening the first time !
6.
A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house...
still he was in jail.......why?
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coz all the 6 were firebrigade staff !
7.
"Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the violin after the operation?"
"Yes of course...."
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"Great ! I never could before"
8.
The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass and flowers too.
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If rain makes all things beautiful why dosen't it rain on you?
9.
When ur life is in darkness pray to God ask him to
free u from darkness and if after you pray and your
..
..
..
still in darkness, please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL !
God saw me hungry, he created pizza .
He saw me thirsty, he created pepsi .
He saw me in dark, he created light .
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.
2.
Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.
3.
TEACHER: Name four members of the cat family?
STUDENTS: Daddy cat,Mummy cat and two kittens !
4.
Police man: Stop, stop, your headlights are not working.
The Man: Move, move, even the brakes are not working.
5.
Why does history keep repeating it self?
Because we weren't listening the first time !
6.
A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house...
still he was in jail.......why?
..
..
..
coz all the 6 were firebrigade staff !
7.
"Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the violin after the operation?"
"Yes of course...."
..
..
..
"Great ! I never could before"
8.
The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass and flowers too.
..
..
..
If rain makes all things beautiful why dosen't it rain on you?
9.
When ur life is in darkness pray to God ask him to
free u from darkness and if after you pray and your
..
..
..
still in darkness, please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL !
Wednesday, August 6, 2008
From Where Salman Khan got his hair style for Tere Naam..
This is Salman in "Tere Naam"....scroll down past this pic to find out from where he got his inspiration for his hairstyle in this movie...
Go down to see where he got this idea.
Monday, August 4, 2008
Only one Foot (Joke story)
There was a Soldier who has lost his one foot by an accident.(war)
He used an artificial leg and doing his daily works and willing to marry soon.
But his girl doesn't know about his artificial leg.
They got married and it came the honeymoon night.
Girl went to the bed and waited for the husband.Then only she saw that he is removing his leg.
She shocked... but thought "wot to do now..".
Next day she sms to her mom saying "living happily.But my husband has only one foot".
immediately she got the reply from her mom saying "lucky you.your father has only six inch..."
He used an artificial leg and doing his daily works and willing to marry soon.
But his girl doesn't know about his artificial leg.
They got married and it came the honeymoon night.
Girl went to the bed and waited for the husband.Then only she saw that he is removing his leg.
She shocked... but thought "wot to do now..".
Next day she sms to her mom saying "living happily.But my husband has only one foot".
immediately she got the reply from her mom saying "lucky you.your father has only six inch..."
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