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Arab Interview
An Arab was interviewed at the US Embassy for a U.S.A. Visa.
Consul : What is your name?
Arab: Abdul Aziz
Consul: Sex?
Arab : Six to ten times a week
Consul: I mean, male or female?
Arab : both male and female and sometimes even camels
Consul: Holy cow!
Arab : Yes, cows and dogs too!!!!
Consul: Man,...isn ' t it hostile?
Arab :Horse style, dog style, any style
Consul: Oh...dear!
Arab : Deer? No deer, they run too fast!
Consul : What is your name?
Arab: Abdul Aziz
Consul: Sex?
Arab : Six to ten times a week
Consul: I mean, male or female?
Arab : both male and female and sometimes even camels
Consul: Holy cow!
Arab : Yes, cows and dogs too!!!!
Consul: Man,...isn ' t it hostile?
Arab :Horse style, dog style, any style
Consul: Oh...dear!
Arab : Deer? No deer, they run too fast!
Wrong e-mail
A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his
room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife.
However, he accidentally typed a wrong e-mail address, and
without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail
Meanwhile....Somewhere in Houston , a widow had just returned
from her husband's funeral.
The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting condolence ;
messages from relatives and friends..
After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow's
son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the
computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Reached
Date: 17 oct 2006
I know you're surprised to hear from me.
They have computers here, and we are allowed to send e-mails to loved ones.
I've just reached and have been checked in.
I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
C U Soon!
Bye!
room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife.
However, he accidentally typed a wrong e-mail address, and
without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail
Meanwhile....Somewhere in Houston , a widow had just returned
from her husband's funeral.
The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting condolence ;
messages from relatives and friends..
After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow's
son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the
computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Reached
Date: 17 oct 2006
I know you're surprised to hear from me.
They have computers here, and we are allowed to send e-mails to loved ones.
I've just reached and have been checked in.
I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
C U Soon!
Bye!
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